12/15/05

all shocked

"Someone shot out our window last night," the lady at Banana Republic said.
We were all shocked. "You wouldn't think something like that would happen in Southlake," we all said.

But it did. Something like that happened in Southlake.

"Did you know Kenny Thompson left his wife? Supposedly, he's got a girlfriend -- right out of his own congregation. And I thought that church was so stable."
"Brett told me he only gets around to reading his Bible about every other day. He says he wants to do better, but his job's just too busy. Can you believe it?"
"Kathleen cussed -- right in front of Grandma!"
"Jim and Peggy -- they're going to marriage counseling. I wonder what the problem could be."
"Annie confessed that she doesn't tithe. She only gives eight percent."

We were all shocked.

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